Takenaka Hanbei (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
strategicnaps) wrote2029-04-28 02:01 pm
strategicnaps) wrote2029-04-28 02:01 pm
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takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org
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takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org
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DAY 71
yoooo
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
sasuke says hes done with me
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
sounds like red has their own super special secret fun going on
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
hooking up with mezzo and partnering with obito. well continue striving not to die
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
⭐️
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
also going to join in on reds party. will message with update if die horribly in a hall somewhere
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Oh, that took longer than I thought that would. But good luck! I don't think you'll die that quickly, will you?
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you know most people consider it polite manners to hide your sadism old man
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
ill consider it
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
itd be a shame to come all this way and leave so soon
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Hey, I'm not a sadist!
[He's a troll. Totally different.]
FROM: takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org
But that's right. I'm sure some other people on the ship want you to stay. [So they can laugh at you?!]
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i do racket the ambience of this place into a class joint with my fly self
[Stop encouraging this Hanbei damn it.]
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
have you talked to mitsuru ?
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FROM: takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org
I have, though I haven't actually talked to her about anything not involving the mission. [So in his definition, he basically hasn't. What, you pissed her off already???]
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FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
i see i see
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
shes definitely your type you should work on fixing that
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NO DO YOU WANT HIM TO DIE, ZELOS
as if hanbei didn't go that to you first but HEY]
FROM: takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org
My type? [Casually takes a break from patrolling to look up a dictionary, so Zelos will only receive the full text message 10 minutes later.] Oh, I see! She does look cute.
[THEY'RE JUST ENABLING EACH OTHER THIS IS HORRIBLE]
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cute doesnt begin to describe it
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
when shes really passionate about something
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
well youll see
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FROM: takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org
Well, help me keep her safe, then! Don't let anything happen to Mitsuru. Or anyone, actually.
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FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
woah woah
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
ive got my hands full over here !
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
sorry youre on your own with this one old man
FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org
try and get lucky ok ⭐️