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FROM: takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org

Hey, I'm not a sadist!

[He's a troll. Totally different.]

FROM: takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org

But that's right. I'm sure some other people on the ship want you to stay. [So they can laugh at you?!]

[glorifiedtrash]

FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org

i do racket the ambience of this place into a class joint with my fly self

[Stop encouraging this Hanbei damn it.]

FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org

have you talked to mitsuru ?

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[BUT IT'S FUN TO WATCH THE TRAINWRECK...]

FROM: takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org

I have, though I haven't actually talked to her about anything not involving the mission. [So in his definition, he basically hasn't. What, you pissed her off already???]

[glorifiedtrash]

[That's like asking if he breathed today. No, this is worse:]

FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org

i see i see

FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org

shes definitely your type you should work on fixing that

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[

NO DO YOU WANT HIM TO DIE, ZELOS

as if hanbei didn't go that to you first but HEY]

FROM: takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org

My type? [Casually takes a break from patrolling to look up a dictionary, so Zelos will only receive the full text message 10 minutes later.] Oh, I see! She does look cute.

[THEY'RE JUST ENABLING EACH OTHER THIS IS HORRIBLE]

[glorifiedtrash]

FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org

cute doesnt begin to describe it

FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org

when shes really passionate about something

FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org

well youll see

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[Wait no backtrack she's starting to sound like a more serious version of Lady Nene...]

FROM: takenaka.hanbei@cdc.org

Well, help me keep her safe, then! Don't let anything happen to Mitsuru. Or anyone, actually.

[glorifiedtrash]

[BE A MAN HANBEI]

FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org

woah woah

FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org

ive got my hands full over here !

FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org

sorry youre on your own with this one old man

FROM: wilder.zelos@cdc.org

try and get lucky ok ⭐️