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Jasper Khezek ([personal profile] brokentoaster) wrote in [personal profile] strategicnaps 2014-11-05 05:42 am (UTC)

Day 60 | HR 06:00

FROM: khezek.jasper@cdc.org

Hey thanks for volunteering to help make a shit ton of cake. Here is the recipe broken down into measurements I think everyone can understand. Its for a single cake so well be doubling this a bunch of times. We break this up into four batches of 50 small cakes and its done. You can thank Terra for spell checking and fixing my crap grammar on it.

[ ATTACHMENT: Basic_Bomb_Cake.exps ]

Yes you read that right we are making bomb cake. I know this looks like a normal cake recipe. Thats because it is. But I wouldnt go licking any used spoons or sneaking a piece when its done. Like I said on the network I can enchant items and materials with one use fire spells and things with crystal-like properties hold spells best. Ive applied this to cooking and baking before and even though theres a chemical change the results are effective and they aint pretty. Ive already enchanted the sugar and salt with four different fire spells. It will be safe to use just not safe to eat. Hope you werent planning on eating any of it. Me and every one else will know if you try. Especially the medical crew.

And before anyone asks no I dont know what Dagger wants so much of this horror cake for but this is happening.

Come by the kitchens any time after 09:00 and Ill be there working. Dont come too late though or I wont enchant shit for you.



[ OOC: Log going up in enlistment soon! Also whoops forgot the day and hour, sorry;;; ]

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