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strategicnaps) wrote2010-10-19 09:35 am
strategicnaps) wrote2010-10-19 09:35 am
Entry tags:
camp conversations from wo3
moon parties, man
Jia Xu
Hanbei: What do you say, Jia Xu? As a great strategist, don't you always choose the shortest and most direct route?
Jia Xu: Should I be thanking you for the compliment? It seems you are not praising me at all.
Hanbei: Ah, I still have much to learn. That is, until I become a strategist that can make people smile.
Jia Xu: You want to make people smile? That does not sound like the hallmark of a brilliant strategist.
Jia Xu: My plans have hardly achieved such a thing. And is it not too much to ask for happiness in a world like this?
Hanbei: No, for me it is not enough. I mean, I cannot even make someone as important as you happy.
Jia Xu: And why is it so crucial that everyone smile? That seems like such a trivial matter to a strategist…
Hanbei: Nothing concerns me more. Can’t you do something about it, great strategist?
Jia Xu: Ahahaha, maybe it is worth thinking about a little longer.
Yue Ying
Hanbei: Lady Yueying, you're good at inventing things, right?
Yue Ying: Why yes, I am. Is there something you'd like me to make?
Hanbei: Hmm, good question... I know! I'd love to have a nice, comfy pillow.
Yue Ying: I tried my hand at the invention you asked for. Give it a try. (I CAN'T BELIEVE)
Hanbei: You really made it?! Thank you! I can't wait to try sleeping with this. (HANBEI CAN'T BELIEVE EITHER)
Yue Ying: You're welcome. Come see me again if you need anything else.
Yue Ying: You're always so sleepy, Master Hanbei. Is the pillow not working well for you?
Hanbei: Oh no, the pillow is great. If anything, it's working too well. Now I'm sleepy from oversleeping. (nah he's really just dying)
Yue Ying: Haha, it's just as bad to sleep too much as it is too little, you know. It's also best not to rely too heavily on our tools.
Pang Tong
Hanbei: It is said that with the Sleeping Dragon and the Fledgling Phoenix together, one can rule the world.
Hanbei: And now, here we have me, known as an imposter Zhuge Liang, and you, Master Pang Tong. Maybe we can take over this world?
Pang Tong: Perhaps, but... who would want control over a world like this...?
Hanbei: Master Pang Tong. You seem a bit aloof.
Pang Tong: I try not to think too much when I'm not in battle. Because when I am, I'm constantly lost in thought.
Hanbei: I like that! I'm gonna do that from now on, too! Ahhh... (HIS VOICE IS SO CUTE I CAN'T TAKE THIS)
Pang Tong: I'm sort of a shy, quiet type, but I must say, you're an interesting, amusing person to be around.
Pang Tong: I often pair up with Zhuge Liang, but he can be just as gloomy as me.
Hanbei: Yes! I received a compliment from Master Pang Tong! The Sleeping Dragon imposter and the Fledgling Phoenix, together at last!
Jiang Wei
Hanbei: Master Jiang Wei, you trained under Master Zhuge Liang, right?
Jiang Wei: Yes, I did. I still have much to learn, though.
Hanbei: I see. I'm thinking about training someone myself. But it seems like it'd be a lot of work, so maybe I'd better not. (THEN WHY DID YOU SAY IT)
Hanbei: Hey, Jiang Wei, I changed my mind. I do want to train someone now.
Hanbei: I was thinking a pure, earnest disciple would be best. And I think I found one!
Jiang Wei: Y-you don't mean... me?
Jiang Wei: Master, I was hesitant at first... but now I'm glad you're training me. (YOU SHOULDN'T BE)
Jiang Wei: I never thought taking a nap before a battle could help clear my head so well.
Hanbei: Right? Your head needs rest as much as it needs knowledge. Now let's have a snooze, shall we?
Zhuge Liang (SO MANY FUCKING SHU PEOPLE JFC)
Hanbei: Master Zhuge Liang, you can change the direction of the wind with a single prayer, right?
Zhuge Liang: It depends on the time and occasion. Would you be requesting that for the next battle?
Hanbei: No, I'm talking about taking a nap. I'd like a nice, gentle breeze. Looks like you have just the fan.
Hanbei: Your strategies always seem to go as planned. Maybe you can extend life itself. (NO)
Zhuge Liang: No, I too am merely a pawn of destiny. (NOPE)
Hanbei: Really? Sorry for asking such a funny question. Please forget I even asked you. (N O)
Hanbei: Master Zhuge Liang, so have you been praying lately? Can you really cause the winds to blow?
Zhuge Liang: If a cloud is covering a faintly glowing star, I can ask the wind to clear it off.
Hanbei: Maybe the star will understand how you feel too. And it will try to shine a little harder then.
Zhou Yu
Zhou Yu: It is said that your genius ranks equal with that of Zhuge Liang.
Hanbei: Please, you flatter me. I'm nothing compared to Master Zhuge Liang.
Zhou Yu: You may be cut from a different cloth, but your airy nature is definitely the same.
Hanbei: You should take better care of yourself, Master Zhou Yu. Not that I'm one to talk. (YEAH YOU AREN'T)
Zhou Yu: It's my duty to spend every waking moment coming up with new strategies. I don't have time to worry about my health.
Hanbei: Hey, you do have me, the poor man's Zhuge Liang, on your side, right? Things would be easier if we split the burden between us.
Hanbei: Master Zhou Yu, are you getting enough sleep? And are you taking the time to rest and eat properly?
Zhou Yu: I should ask the same thing of you, my lord. Are you feeling well?
Hanbei: They work us so hard because we're the ones with all the talent. Hey, how about the next time we just abandon our duties and take the day off?
Kanbei Kuroda
Kanbei: Hanbei, I do not know what it could be doing here, but I believe I hear the cries of a cat.
Hanbei: Oh, you caught me? It's in my hat. I found this stray a little while ago, so I picked it up. (HANBEI...)
Kanbei: What a wasted sentiment. I hope you are not planning on letting it play with my orbs. (TODAY ON 'OUT OF CONTEXT THEATER')
Hanbei: Master Kanbei, did I just see you feed the cat?
Kanbei: Only because you forgot. Don't plan on it happening again though. (HANBEI YOU'RE A SHIT PET OWNER)
Hanbei: What a heart of gold! I thought you'd say something like 'there are no free handouts in this world'.
Kanbei: By the way, Hanbei, it seems the number of cats around here has increased recently.
Hanbei: What could be wrong with that? It's like I always say, you'll never find a bad apple among cat lovers.
Kanbei: Yes, unless you consider the cost of inconveniencing me. (BUT HE'S STILL SMILING. LMAO MARRIED)
Deng Ai
Hanbei: Master Deng Ai, you're good at reading maps, right?
Deng Ai: I have some confidence in my abilities.
Hanbei: Your technique and my compass. The ultimate combination!
Hanbei: Master Deng Ai, could you massage my shoulder a little?
Deng Ai: The war council is about to start. Maybe later. (DENG AI IS SUCH A GREAT PATIENT DUDE)
Hanbei: Great! My shoulders are so stiff... only you are strong enough to really work out the knots. (hanbei is an old man)
Hanbei: Maybe I can massage your shoulders next time, Master Deng Ai. Although you might be too tall?
Deng Ai: I can crouch down, if you like. (CUTE)
Hanbei: Don't worry! I can fly, after all, and I've got some tall shoes I can wear!
is that it??? thank the fucking gods
Jia Xu
Hanbei: What do you say, Jia Xu? As a great strategist, don't you always choose the shortest and most direct route?
Jia Xu: Should I be thanking you for the compliment? It seems you are not praising me at all.
Hanbei: Ah, I still have much to learn. That is, until I become a strategist that can make people smile.
Jia Xu: You want to make people smile? That does not sound like the hallmark of a brilliant strategist.
Jia Xu: My plans have hardly achieved such a thing. And is it not too much to ask for happiness in a world like this?
Hanbei: No, for me it is not enough. I mean, I cannot even make someone as important as you happy.
Jia Xu: And why is it so crucial that everyone smile? That seems like such a trivial matter to a strategist…
Hanbei: Nothing concerns me more. Can’t you do something about it, great strategist?
Jia Xu: Ahahaha, maybe it is worth thinking about a little longer.
Yue Ying
Hanbei: Lady Yueying, you're good at inventing things, right?
Yue Ying: Why yes, I am. Is there something you'd like me to make?
Hanbei: Hmm, good question... I know! I'd love to have a nice, comfy pillow.
Yue Ying: I tried my hand at the invention you asked for. Give it a try. (I CAN'T BELIEVE)
Hanbei: You really made it?! Thank you! I can't wait to try sleeping with this. (HANBEI CAN'T BELIEVE EITHER)
Yue Ying: You're welcome. Come see me again if you need anything else.
Yue Ying: You're always so sleepy, Master Hanbei. Is the pillow not working well for you?
Hanbei: Oh no, the pillow is great. If anything, it's working too well. Now I'm sleepy from oversleeping. (nah he's really just dying)
Yue Ying: Haha, it's just as bad to sleep too much as it is too little, you know. It's also best not to rely too heavily on our tools.
Pang Tong
Hanbei: It is said that with the Sleeping Dragon and the Fledgling Phoenix together, one can rule the world.
Hanbei: And now, here we have me, known as an imposter Zhuge Liang, and you, Master Pang Tong. Maybe we can take over this world?
Pang Tong: Perhaps, but... who would want control over a world like this...?
Hanbei: Master Pang Tong. You seem a bit aloof.
Pang Tong: I try not to think too much when I'm not in battle. Because when I am, I'm constantly lost in thought.
Hanbei: I like that! I'm gonna do that from now on, too! Ahhh... (HIS VOICE IS SO CUTE I CAN'T TAKE THIS)
Pang Tong: I'm sort of a shy, quiet type, but I must say, you're an interesting, amusing person to be around.
Pang Tong: I often pair up with Zhuge Liang, but he can be just as gloomy as me.
Hanbei: Yes! I received a compliment from Master Pang Tong! The Sleeping Dragon imposter and the Fledgling Phoenix, together at last!
Jiang Wei
Hanbei: Master Jiang Wei, you trained under Master Zhuge Liang, right?
Jiang Wei: Yes, I did. I still have much to learn, though.
Hanbei: I see. I'm thinking about training someone myself. But it seems like it'd be a lot of work, so maybe I'd better not. (THEN WHY DID YOU SAY IT)
Hanbei: Hey, Jiang Wei, I changed my mind. I do want to train someone now.
Hanbei: I was thinking a pure, earnest disciple would be best. And I think I found one!
Jiang Wei: Y-you don't mean... me?
Jiang Wei: Master, I was hesitant at first... but now I'm glad you're training me. (YOU SHOULDN'T BE)
Jiang Wei: I never thought taking a nap before a battle could help clear my head so well.
Hanbei: Right? Your head needs rest as much as it needs knowledge. Now let's have a snooze, shall we?
Zhuge Liang (SO MANY FUCKING SHU PEOPLE JFC)
Hanbei: Master Zhuge Liang, you can change the direction of the wind with a single prayer, right?
Zhuge Liang: It depends on the time and occasion. Would you be requesting that for the next battle?
Hanbei: No, I'm talking about taking a nap. I'd like a nice, gentle breeze. Looks like you have just the fan.
Hanbei: Your strategies always seem to go as planned. Maybe you can extend life itself. (NO)
Zhuge Liang: No, I too am merely a pawn of destiny. (NOPE)
Hanbei: Really? Sorry for asking such a funny question. Please forget I even asked you. (N O)
Hanbei: Master Zhuge Liang, so have you been praying lately? Can you really cause the winds to blow?
Zhuge Liang: If a cloud is covering a faintly glowing star, I can ask the wind to clear it off.
Hanbei: Maybe the star will understand how you feel too. And it will try to shine a little harder then.
Zhou Yu
Zhou Yu: It is said that your genius ranks equal with that of Zhuge Liang.
Hanbei: Please, you flatter me. I'm nothing compared to Master Zhuge Liang.
Zhou Yu: You may be cut from a different cloth, but your airy nature is definitely the same.
Hanbei: You should take better care of yourself, Master Zhou Yu. Not that I'm one to talk. (YEAH YOU AREN'T)
Zhou Yu: It's my duty to spend every waking moment coming up with new strategies. I don't have time to worry about my health.
Hanbei: Hey, you do have me, the poor man's Zhuge Liang, on your side, right? Things would be easier if we split the burden between us.
Hanbei: Master Zhou Yu, are you getting enough sleep? And are you taking the time to rest and eat properly?
Zhou Yu: I should ask the same thing of you, my lord. Are you feeling well?
Hanbei: They work us so hard because we're the ones with all the talent. Hey, how about the next time we just abandon our duties and take the day off?
Kanbei Kuroda
Kanbei: Hanbei, I do not know what it could be doing here, but I believe I hear the cries of a cat.
Hanbei: Oh, you caught me? It's in my hat. I found this stray a little while ago, so I picked it up. (HANBEI...)
Kanbei: What a wasted sentiment. I hope you are not planning on letting it play with my orbs. (TODAY ON 'OUT OF CONTEXT THEATER')
Hanbei: Master Kanbei, did I just see you feed the cat?
Kanbei: Only because you forgot. Don't plan on it happening again though. (HANBEI YOU'RE A SHIT PET OWNER)
Hanbei: What a heart of gold! I thought you'd say something like 'there are no free handouts in this world'.
Kanbei: By the way, Hanbei, it seems the number of cats around here has increased recently.
Hanbei: What could be wrong with that? It's like I always say, you'll never find a bad apple among cat lovers.
Kanbei: Yes, unless you consider the cost of inconveniencing me. (BUT HE'S STILL SMILING. LMAO MARRIED)
Deng Ai
Hanbei: Master Deng Ai, you're good at reading maps, right?
Deng Ai: I have some confidence in my abilities.
Hanbei: Your technique and my compass. The ultimate combination!
Hanbei: Master Deng Ai, could you massage my shoulder a little?
Deng Ai: The war council is about to start. Maybe later. (DENG AI IS SUCH A GREAT PATIENT DUDE)
Hanbei: Great! My shoulders are so stiff... only you are strong enough to really work out the knots. (hanbei is an old man)
Hanbei: Maybe I can massage your shoulders next time, Master Deng Ai. Although you might be too tall?
Deng Ai: I can crouch down, if you like. (CUTE)
Hanbei: Don't worry! I can fly, after all, and I've got some tall shoes I can wear!
is that it??? thank the fucking gods